Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:34 PM]: hell . i thought telling him i like to fuck guys
in the ass would get rid of him
Incndesent [10:34 PM]: so is he freaked out by the thought of you fucking him
up the ass?
Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:34 PM]: 'i like being fingered'
Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:34 PM]: damn!
Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:34 PM]: unfortunately no.
Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:34 PM]: i think that might be one of my selling points
Incndesent [10:34 PM]: you know, a fair amount of guys seem to be into that
these days.
Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:35 PM]: it's the new black!
Incndesent [10:35 PM]: having your ass violated goes with everyhting.
Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:37 PM]: ha!
Incndesent [10:37 PM]: "what should i wear with this orange shirt?"
"hmmm....do you have any ass violating pants?"
"yeah but theyre at the cleaners"
"what about a short ass violating skirt?"
"why yes of course!"
Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:38 PM]: you're so funny!
Incndesent [10:39 PM]: :) why thank you! youre pretty damned amusing yourself.
Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:39 PM]: again...we rule!