10:39 p.m. - 2003-05-28
its the new black!
heidiann is so fucking funny. I love her! You should too.

 Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:34 PM]:  hell .   i thought telling him i like to fuck guys 
in the ass would get rid of him 
 Incndesent [10:34 PM]:  so is he freaked out by the thought of you fucking him 
up the ass? 
 Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:34 PM]:  'i like being fingered' 
 Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:34 PM]:  damn! 
 Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:34 PM]:  unfortunately no. 
 Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:34 PM]:  i think that might be one of my selling points 
 Incndesent [10:34 PM]:  you know, a fair amount of guys seem to be into that 
these days. 
 Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:35 PM]:  it's the new black! 
 Incndesent [10:35 PM]:  having your ass violated goes with everyhting. 
 Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:37 PM]:  ha! 
 Incndesent [10:37 PM]:  "what should i wear with this orange shirt?"
"hmmm....do you have any ass violating pants?"
"yeah but theyre at the cleaners"
"what about a short ass violating skirt?"
"why yes of course!" 
 Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:38 PM]:  you're so funny! 
 Incndesent [10:39 PM]:  :) why thank you! youre pretty damned amusing yourself. 
 Dorkyfatgrrrl [10:39 PM]:  again...we rule! 

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