12:46 a.m. - 2003-03-02
1: Im becomng a hermit.
2: I've decided to become my cat for a few months.
I sleep all day. I lounge around. Tease the dog. Am cute, entertaining and occasionally affectionate. I offer fashion advice to the needy. Thats more or less it.
Yes, my cat used to give fashion advice. He wont come near me if I'm naked, which i guess means I need to work out. If I wear too much black hes all over me, coating me with orangey-beige cat hair, which is his way of saying it makes me look too sad. He has never steered me wrong.
As an added bonus I cook, clean, and pay the rent on time.